Well folks, here it is . . .
This video was taken right after Rufus completed his bath. Rufus is a very large cat - not necessarily chubby, but SOLID and long.
And have I mentioned that all of my cats have all of their claws? I think I'm going to invent a new sport called "Extreme Cat Bathing." Not sure too many people would want to attempt it.
Anyway - here is Rufus looking forlornly at his wet physique in the mirror and whining about how horrible he looks.